simple1957
Click to view full profileThere must be more to life! Straight male for fun with single ladies, couples and parties. Credited with top O levels. I've performed in porn shoots and love life and sex.
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 67 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | South East |
| Town | Mid Sussex |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | RH15 |
Welcome and thank you for taking the time to read my profile.
I am young at heart, still full of stamina and love meeting new people and giving pleasure. My feedback credits my "O" levels
Please read my profile fully and do not submit a booking request without contacting me first to discuss my availability. I do have a proper job and work part time most days. My work can be allocated 2 to 3 weeks in advance. It follows therefore, that I need enough notice to arrange time off for daytime meets. Also, can I please request that you refrain from email ping-pong. I will answer one or two but beyond that becomes tiresome and warns me that you are not serious about actually meeting. Most questions are answered on my profile or in my Q&As. I welcome enquiries relating to my availability but again please be courteous and tell me a little about yourself and what you would like. One liners using abbreviated slang turn me off.
"r u free fri" is a turn off in my book and simply won't get a response from me. It smacks of rudeness, lack of care and above all respect. I will not be inspired to respond let alone meet you. I also recieve e-mails from guys wanting to know if I'd fuck their wives. Most of these turn out to be timewasters. Please if you want me to visit you I'd appreciate hearing from the lady. I can then be sure the enquiry is genuine.
I enjoy going to a certain naturist spa club in Brighton and if any lady would like me to accompany her I would be more than willing to do so. We could go as a couple and as such my normal rates would be waived but I will expect you to cover the admission fee. We could simply use the spa facilities and there would be no pressure from me to go to the "private play" area. If however, you did want to play either together or with others it would be as consenting adults and for purely hedonistic pleasure. Please feel free to e-mail me with any enquiry relating to the spa and us attending together. Likewise, I would also to willing to accompany any lady to a swingers club or party event.
1to1 bookings:
When we meet and for the time we are together you will be the most important person in my world. Pleasuring you will be my sole aim.
I appreciate a lady who understands what she wants and is not afraid to express her desires. In fact it arouses and excites me. We have, after all, only just met and real life isn't like the movies either mainstream or porn. It takes time to get to know a woman's body, her likes, dislikes, turn ons and turn offs. You, on the other hand, know your body and while I am exploring it why not guide me. Together we can achieve the ultimate erotic experience. I like to start meetings by giving a slow sensual massage and while I'm doing so I am receptive to your desires. I learn quickly so teach me how you like to be touched. Don't hold back. Tell me all the things you've always wanted to try or have someone do for, or to you but have been too afraid or shy to express. I will endeavour and strive to fulfil your desires. Your pleasure is my command from just a simple chat through erotic massages to full intimacy. I will be totally at your service and won't rule out some light tie and tease and/or soft BDSM role play on me either.
However, having said all that you may be aroused by playing a "sub" role. I can be masterful when required and it could be that me using you to pleasure myself is what you desire.
Ultimately, it will be my pleasure to do your bidding, to satisfy you and make you happy. I can treat you like the princess that you truly are or I can treat you as my play thing. Alternatively, you could treat me like a prince or as your slave. The choice is yours entirely. I think though, my favourite situation would simply be two people who have only just met embarking on a boyfriend,/girlfriend relationship that includes desire, lust, trust, empathy and above all, respect.
It may be the case though, that you only crave attention from another person without lustful physical contact. I will provide that for the time we are together. A drink, a meal, a chat, a sympathetic ear or even a shoulder to cry on maybe all you need or want and that's just fine. There is no need to be physically intimate with each other. However, having said that to lay naked in someone's arms has a comforting feel to it even on a purely platonic level.
I am presentable in public and have a suit to suit every occasion. I can be wearing a dinner suit, a butlers suit, a business suit or my birthday suit. I'm comfortable in all.
I also have smart casual jeans and jacket which is how I would normally dress unless you request otherwise.
Contact me so we can discuss your desires and how I can help you fulfill them. Please feel free to send me an e-mail through this site.. As stated abive, I work part time Mon to Fri but will receive a notification. I'll respond as soon as I can.
Contact from ladies, genuine couples and enquiries regarding photo and film shoots will be answered. Please do not send a booking request without discussing it first by e-mail.
I have performed in porn shoots (including bukkake) and I'm not shy in front of the camera.
Guys, have you ever fantasised about watching and /or filming your wife/partner with another man? I could fulfil that fantasy for you.
I am in regular contact with a lady who would be willing to join me on bookings in threesomes (either mmf or mff) . She is bi and loves to play with women as much as she does men. Her oral skills are second to none and she is a squirter when the right buttons are pushed. We have to place a special waterproof sheet on the bed when we're together. Naturally her costs will have to be met in addition to mine. Please contact me if you wish to see us as a couple. Like me she has part time work so mutually agreeable dates need to be arranged in advance. She is only available during school hours i.e. 9 to 2:30. Please do not send booking requests without discussing the meeting first.
Please no single guys. I am not gay and do not see single men. However, I am orally bi in mixed company and I stress mixed company only. I love threesomes, foursomes and moresomes
To reiterate, I am straight. I frequently receive e-mails from single guys. This indicates to me that you have not read my profile or have chosen to ignore the fact I'm straight. Either way it's not a meeting that's ever going to happen and further e-mails will be blocked.
Also requests for advice will not get a reply. I apologise now to the genuine guys out there. I've had e-mails asking for advice then, after a courteous response go on to suggest working together and joint profiles. They are scams attempting to acquire my log in details. Sorry but I will not answer any more.
I reserve the right to not reply to e-mails where I am unable to view a profile. Viewable positive reviews are most definitely a bonus and will get my full attention.
Please do not send a booking request without contacting me beforehand. I do have a job and a life.
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Any and all monies paid are for my time and companionship only. Any other interaction is undertaken between consenting adults.
We can be booked as a couple (subject to availability) to visit single men, single ladies and couples.
It is also possible to visit us (incall) but only weekdays during school term time and between the hours of 10am and 2:30pm. With prior notice some school holiday incalls could be arranged.
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Please contact me for further details and to discuss availability.
Enjoys
- Oral
- Voyeurism
- Exhibitionism
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- MMF 3Somes
- FFM 3Somes
- Moresomes
- Bukkake
- Swinging
- Parties
- Oral without Protection
- Massage
- Being Filmed
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Facials
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Striptease
- Naturism/Nudism
- Double Penetration
- Modeling
- Female Ejaculation
- Face Sitting
- Pregnant
- Milking/Lactating
- Dogging
- Sauna / Bath Houses
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Dinner Dates
- Car Meets
- Disabled Clients
- Gang Bangs
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
I meet with
- Female
- Couple MF
- Couple MM
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £75 |
| 2 Hours | £150 |
| 3 Hours | £175 |
| 4 Hours | £200 |
| Overnight | £300 |
| 1½ Hours | £100 |
FAQs
Q : Do you require notice of a booking?
A : Yes I do for day time meets. I have a regular job and work part time most days. My hours are allocated 2 or 3 weeks in advance so I do need enough notice to arrange time off. Evening meets can be at shorter notice. However, please do not submit a booking request without first discussing my availability with me beforehand.
Q : I am a lady who enjoys visiting naturist venues but don't want to go on my own. Will you come with me?
A : Yes most definately. I also like naturist spas and clubs with or without swingers areas. I'd be happy to simply use the spa facilities and it would be your choice if we took the experience to another level. Please feel free to contact me regarding us going together as some venues offer reduced admission fees for couples. There is a spa in Brighton I frequent and I'd be happy to negotiate my own rates if we were to go as a couple.
Q : I'm a married woman will you afford me complete discretion.
A : Absolutely and without question. You are not the only one involved in our transaction that requires full discretion.
Q : I'm a single lady and have been on my own for far too long, will you visit me?
A : Of course I will. I hope I can reawaken all those sexual feelings that have been ignored or dormant for far too long. I will endeavour to make you feel wanted, desired and attractive.
Q : We are a couple, would you join us for a threesome?
A : Oh yes, most definately. I love threesomes, foursomes and moresomes.
Q : We are a couple looking for a foursome?
A : I do know a lady who could join us. You will need to cover her costs in addition to my own. She is bi and loves girl on girl and she squirts. Please enquire regarding her rates and availability. She does have work and family commitments so plenty of advanced notice would help any meeting come to fruition.
Q : I am a man, can you offer me a MMF experience
A : Yes I can. I am in touch with a lady who is willing to join me for bookings. You will need to cover her fees as well as mine. She is a fantastic MILF in her late 40s with greatest boobs you will ever play with.
Q : Can I photograph/video you with my wife/partner?
A : I am excited by the camera and would enjoy you directing a photo shoot. Eventually I'd hope you'd put the camera down and join in. I could always film you as well.
Q : How far are you prepared yo travel?
A : I live in mid-sussex close to the A23. Therefore, I can easily travel to any where in West or East Sussex and their borders with Surrey, Kent and Hampshire. However for any journey that takes me over an hour I reserve the right to add a mileage charge to my normal rate.
Q : Will you do an outcall to a hotel?
A : Yes I will but you will need to book and pay for the room.
Q : Will you give bi oral?
A : When I'm in mixed company, "playing" with couples and the "heat is on" I have, in the past, been orally bi. Just let me know how you, as a couple, feel on the day. As a footnote I will add that a lot of women enjoy seeing their husband/partner receiving oral from another guy.
Q : Will you meet my wife as a surprise in a bar and seduce her.
A : In my experience trying to surprise your wife never works. I think you'll be shocked to find how you got your wife and her desires so wrong. It may your fantasy but it won't be her's. Even if she has the fantasy it's not normally one she wants to act upon. Encounters work best when you and your wife are involved in the discussion, have full knowledge and are in agreement with the arrangements.. All expectations should be discussed beforehand to avoid misunderstandings and disappointment. I'd be happy to role play after all parties involved are in agreement.
Q : Will you meet single guys?
A : No, No and thrice No. Please read my profile thoroughly.
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Aries March 21 - April 20
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Blue
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Louise Rednapp
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Feet
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : Damm Good Company
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Italian
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Spiced Rum & Ginger Ale
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : Scent of a Woman/The Green Mile/Bond Films
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : Game of Thrones/NCIS/Killing Eve/Finding Faith
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : Freesia
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Chanel Allure for Men
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : The Trust of Another Person
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : Torlola BVI.
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Brown
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'9"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 12st
Q : What is your leg measurement?
A : 31"
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 8.5
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 40"
Q : What is your waist measurement?
A : 34"
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Neither
Q : What times are you always available?
A : With enough notice I can make any time
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : Depends
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Sussex, Surrey, Kent, Hampshire and South London
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 2hrs
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : A train guard hammering on the toilet door. Think the young lady with me was more embarrased!
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : A woman who knows what she likes and goes for it. One who's not affraid to ask for what she wants.
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : They've all been memorable for me.
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : On the outside spectators gallery at Gatwick Airport. My partner was leaning on the railing watching the planes as I took her from behind. We were both so hot!!!
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : In a luxury Stretch Limo
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : Lady on top and cowgirl
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : Doggy
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : Silk, satin or lace underwear recently removed, still warm and scattered on the bedroom floor
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : My Balls
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : As a schoolboy I used to help out on a milk round in Wimbledon. On my last weekend and as a leaving and going to college gift the milkman set me up with one of his "regulars"....no joke. She seemed old to me at the time but was probably only 35. I went in as a boy and came out a man. If you're out there now I'd love to do it again. You opened my eyes!!!!!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : To come home to a really hot and ready to trot partner!
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : 2 or 3 times a week. Depends on my activities.
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : Oral as part of foreplay
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : When the woman I'm with slowly undresses me!