Firstly, thanks for taking the time to read this. It may not appeal to all but as long as some of you enjoy it then that’s what matters. I may not be the most eloquent of story tellers but bear with me, you might even find my wittering’s enjoyable.

So let’s set the scene shall we. My name is Jay, I am a 50 something guy from the South East of England. I am just an ordinary guy, nothing special to look at. I don’t turn heads, in a way I’m cool with that. I like being me. I don’t have a chiselled physic, don’t go to the gym, I do though watch what I eat and try to stay healthy. In short dad-bod.

So last year I had the rug taken from under me, the safe job I was in turned out to be not so safe after all. So I find myself looking for work, I’ve applied for jobs within my old industry………over 100 now and counting. Not many response’s, which I kind of expected but to not get anything!! It hits the ego guys. So in order to cheer myself I decided to arrange a visit to see an escort.

I have seen escorts over the years, always enjoyed my time with them and they have seemed to make the right noises (pardon the expression) of enjoyment so I think they have enjoyed themselves too. Now, I have always thought, could I enter the world of adult entertainment. I have been told that my cock is a lovely shape, apparently it’s all about the bend, and I have had favourable comments on my tongue use (might give the trumpet a go!!), as well as being a heavy and thick cummer. Anyway, focus, back to the story. There is a lady who is very well known in the adult industry, been in many a film and starred with many top guys. I saw she was back escorting and in London. Sod it, let’s go for it. So I contacted her, paid the deposit etc, etc and waited for the day to arrive.

I don’t mind admitting I was as nervous as hell when the day came but, as soon as I walked through that door she put me at ease. Now, I am not going to go into the ins and outs but at the end of our time I think I had an Epiphany. She had generally enjoyed the time with me, she had told me that my tongue was amazing and after seeing her cum while riding my cock I knew it was genuine. She even introduced me to two of her closest friends who also escort. Feedback the same, both loved my cock and tongue as well as the huge amount of cum I produced. Now I am not the type of guy who takes praise, when ladies of this stature all tell me the same I go into “I bet you say that to all the guys” mode, but something this time told me perhaps there is some truth. The fact is they all now look forward to seeing me, which is wonderful (still some self doubt though) The mood though from me is very much “It’s settled, let’s do this”.

So knowing nothing about the industry I went on a fact finding mission. I didn’t want to ask the lovely escorts I’d seen, and I must add, getting on really well with (another story). I wanted to do this myself, I didn’t want to be seen as using them for their knowledge. They built their own brands on hard work, so will I. So first thing, I got myself an appointment at Dean Street clinic for a full STI test. I told them, trying not to laugh, that I was an adult performer and the date was arranged. I arrived at the clinic, two 20 something ladies on reception. Told them why I was there and that I was an performer. They didn’t bat an eyelid, which was good as I half expected them to say “Yeah, right”. So registered and was given my sample tube for a urine test. Into the cubicle, 30 minutes later I manged to squeeze some pee out. Tried everything, taps on, thought of a waterfalls, hands under hot water, massaged my pelvis. What a palaver, but I manged it. Then downstairs for bloods. Again the nurse was in her 20s, no judging looks. All good and then a couple of days later results were in. All clear (didn’t expect anything less). Next I had to get my MGEN/TRICH, I actually thought it was an anagram for something. This is all urine, so sent away to Northgene for the test. Did it and returned, results back within two days. All clear again - woohoo.

So, here I am. All tested, with an account on a popular website for content. Trouble is, no content. I used a couple of adult sites and pinged off messages. Couple of lovely replies with two women known in the industry. Dates are booked, end of April and mid-June. Won’t name names but I have had video calls with both, I know what is coming (oh lordy, shit is now real). Looking for more bookings though, next article will be an update on the April shoot and any other developments.