Theaveragebloke
Click to view full profileJust your average Joe ready to spend time with you. I am now over 40 and have a few extra pounds but I am after all just 'theaveragebloke'. yours for companionship to dinners, events or meetings, can be suited and booted or casual for private meets
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 41 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | West Midlands |
| Town | Telford |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | TF10 |
Hi and thanks for taking a second to look at me and my bio. I am just your average middle aged man available for bookings whether it is for company/companionship for business functions, dinners, corporate events and suited and booted. Or whether it is more casual dinner dates and private meetings with a short back history and a but of information, I can be as knowledgable as the next person and wont cause raised eye brows. Always able to be discreet yet able to make the company enjoyable. Please when messaging keep it respectable and let me know what you want in the message no point in playing message tennis with short are you available messages!
Enjoys
- Oral
- Voyeurism
- Watersports
- Exhibitionism
- Toys
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- FFM 3Somes
- CIM
- Oral without Protection
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Being Filmed
- Humiliation
- Swallow
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Striptease
- Naturism/Nudism
- Foot Worship
- Modeling
- Female Ejaculation
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Sauna / Bath Houses
- Tie & Tease
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Lapdancing
- 15 Mins "quickie"
- Travel Companion
- Dinner Dates
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
I meet with
- Female
- Couple MF
- Couple MM
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £60 |
| 1 Hour | £100 |
| 15 mins | £35 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| ½ Hour | £80 |
| 1 Hour | £130 |
| Overnight | £350 |
| 15 mins | £45 |
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : None
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Blue
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Gordon Ramsay
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Nose
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : Witty funny sarcastic
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : Curry
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Whiskey
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : Too many to decide from
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : NCIS
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : Nice ones
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Armani
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : Anything nice
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : Cuba or Carribbean
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Blue
Q : What is the colour of your hair?
A : Brown
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Few Extra Pounds
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'7"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 14½st
Q : What is your leg measurement?
A : 30"
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 7
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 38"
Q : What is your waist measurement?
A : 34"
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Shaved Mostly
Q : Do you smoke?
A : No
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Tattoos
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : Discrete
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : Available most times with enough notice
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : Yes
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : Anywhere in the UK as long as travel cost is covered
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 2½+
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Telford, Stafford
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : None really !
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : I love a good bum. Although smile at me and make me smile!
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : 69, reverse cowgirl, doggy
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : Come and play let's find out
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : A bloody good bum and some sexy eyes
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Inside leg
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : As often as needed. Wanna do it for me?
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : Can't beat a good 69 or a facesit